"I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills."
I know how it seems, the photo that makes me look like I'm from the 1890s, the pirate themed greeting and logo, the sepia tone photography. I must be a time-traveler! Well I assure you that I am not, and I will thank you to not assume things. I am from Syracuse, NY, (If you like barbeque, and citrus themed athletic teams, then you should definitely visit.) When my nose is not buried in a computer screen working on code, or photoshopping a clown wig onto a painting of a nun, I am usually drinking dangerous amounts of coffee, cooking food that tastes far better than it looks, and thinking up things I would say to the people who cut me off in Atlanta traffic.
My greatest weakness? I hair too much.